The Google Blog is making me hungry

In their apparently desperate search for “industrial-strength” chefs (and finding an industrial-strength chef is no laughing matter, believe me. You’d be amazed by how many chefs will break down and start to cry at the thought of a spur of the moment 500 VIP party) the Google Blog has taken to posting their menus, perhaps hoping that the high occurrence of food-related keywords will help them rank for ‘mass produced geek food’–a favorite search of industrial-strength chefs everywhere.

We’d like to help them out, of course, because we know that SEOs often moonlight as chefs. So if you’re interested in helping Google out, here’s the job posting.

Susan Esparza is former managing editor at Bruce Clay Inc., and has written extensively for clients and internal publications. Along with Bruce Clay, she is co-author of the first edition of Search Engine Optimization All-in-One Desk Reference For Dummies.

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